As across the border brother jack has just said
a lot of mad stuff seems to happen in my life
apart from...usually one day out of ten in which the need to sleep and eat and be AWAY from thousands of The Youth Insane overcomes me.
list of things you need to get over a nightmare in flat 8:
1. cup of tea
1.5. 2 sugars
2. half a cigarette rolled by a pal you'd forgotten about pre-nightmare
3. facebook chat
4. ability to shake fist at dubstep-whistling cunts outside your window
5.bbm
6. pipe dreams of kerry katona, millhouse and bart being best friends for 'geographic purporses mainly'
7. 'ghettotatter 2.0' not blowing up in miles's face this time...hopefully
8. mummy coming to visit me for just enough time to conveniently buy me dinner, congratulate me on quitting smoking and give me twenty quid
9. the shape of things to come
10. hilarity of being smitten with a complete effing stranger who seems to know all your mates.
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